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Top Ten Funny Songs of all time!!!!

12/11/2011

Hello everyone, I sure hope that your enjoying December and getting ready for all your holiday fun. Whatever you believe and celebrate we hope that it is joyous for you. We have not been able to do a lot on the village but trust me we have a lot going on behind the scenes. January is full of exciting things to come such as our 10 steps the the sacred body e-course and much more. Please continue to spread the word on the village and as always lots of love
*Amanda^

Top Ten Funny Songs of All Time!!!

This list has been picked out by Kristina and myself of hilarious songs we love. Hope you enjoy them.

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Top Ten things I thought Kristina said!!!

10/19/2011

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Hello everyone, well this last weekend Kristina and I took a little road trip to Seattle to see some of our most awesome friends Shane and Katie and their brand new beautiful little girl Ariana.
This is about a 3 hour drive for Kristina and I with lots of hills and so of course our ears pop like crazy, not to mention I already have a hearing problem and poor Kristina can barely keep up with me. Anyway this got me thinking of a new Top Ten and also got me thinking that this is a good way for you all to see what Kristina deals with on a daily basis.

FYI: Some of these I didn't even tell Kristina I thought she said I was so embarrassed.

Shane. Katie, and Ari

10. Shane Stole my sausage!

What she actually said was Shane is so funny.

9. Katie's House is so awesome I am going to eat it!

What she actually said was Katie's house is so awesome I just love it.

8. Shane put pizza in the hot tub!

What she actually said is Shane closed up the hot tub.

7. My Armpits smell like lavender.

What she actually said was well OK I don't really know but they were talking about sachet and lavender so I am going to assume she didn't say that.

6. You and Rupaul are the same.

What she actually said was "Putting Rupaul in our game was funny to guess."

5. Why do you like to eat Mexicans when we go on vacation?

What she actually said was We always eat Mexican food when we are on vacation.

4. I just got an email from a guy who wants to meet me and his name is Jim Bigfoot John.

OK now this one I laughed for like 15 minutes because I couldn't understand why kept a straight face after reading that. Well it turns out that was not his name and she never said that. I am still laughing and have no idea what the guys name really was.

3. Will you touch my penis?

What she actually said is " I am going to sneeze."

2. You cant hear shit and my ass is as hairy as my head.

OK here is another one where I don't know what she said. I think I got the first part right but I hope to God not the second part.

1. I will poop under your bed!!!!

She actually said " I got bit by a spider in the Shed."

Now you see why this picture reminds me so much of myself.

Lots of love
Amanda

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Top Ten Funniest Pictures EVER!

10/2/2011

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Top Ten funniest Pictures EVER!!!!!

This week I was browsing around and I noticed that there are so many hilarious pictures out there that I had to share my top ten with all of you. Like always I have added a few captions to go along with what I think the picture says. Hope you all enjoy.

Lots of Love

Amanda

10. Haha you better watch what you put on facebook.

9. That explains a lot.

8. Hmmm I think Kristina dated that guy.

7. Enough said!

6. LOL

5. These instruction are very important!

4. This is me most days.

3. Either those glasses are big or he has a very tiny head.

2. Talk about a bad day.

1. This is my mom LOL OK not really but I know what she is getting for Christmas.

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Top Ten things NOT to do when you are introduced to someone new

8/23/2011

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We really wanted to capture the essence of what it would look like if you did this to people. Instead of scaring people on the street since we only do that sometimes. LOL
Thanks to some good friends who came to help and one unsuspecting girl who will never be the same after meeting us we got some great pictures.

Top Ten things NOT to do when you are introduced to someone new

This is our good friend Nichol who volunteered to help us with our post

10. Asking them to look at a sore is "Gross" even if they are a doctor

9. Yell in their face “How the Hell are ya?”
This may scare them

This is the poor unsuspecting girl who stopped by my house

This is actually our tattoo man TATTER TOT

8. Spit shake with them

7. Slap their ass

6. Assume they are a stripper and putting a dollar bill in their shirt

5. Assume they know the secret hand shake

4. Ask them for money or try and take their money

3. Lick their cheek

2. Pantsing them

1. The number one thing you should never do when you first meet someone is bump and grind.

When we had an unexpected visitor Tatter Tot thought he would do the real thing LOL Sorry its blurry I was laughing so hard

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